Monday, October 19, 2015

Here, Wear This Nice Blue Shirt...

...Meine Kleine Schweinhund.

 

 
He wasn't sure why, but Clayton always had this weird feeling that he was adopted.

Monday, October 12, 2015

War of the Worlds: Produce Section Episode

"White Man No Match For Yellow Fever"


The guy in the blue shirt, feeling like his bowel thing had passed, went out to find Ping Zhao and kick his ass for selling him that rotten melon the day before.

Lucky for Ping the guy with the blue shirt, upon the mere sight of him peeling another melon, lost his shit again.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Blistering Work in Hoi An, Vietnam


The gloves? Because I'm doing all the fricking work
 
while Jean back there's like, 'I'm steeeeering!'
 
I think the chick's part Cambodian.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Monday, September 21, 2015

Sisterly Bra-therly Advice


"No, Sheila, that's not what I'm saying.
 
It's not that you don't
 
look good in yellow..."

Monday, September 14, 2015

Gone, Baby, Gone


Jenny's mom screamed when she got back.
 
"WHERE'S YOUR BABY BROTHER?!"
 
Jenny just played dumb.


Monday, September 7, 2015

Cursed in the Wilds of New Zealand


Lonely is the sheep
 
who gets gas
 
from eating grass.