Monday, January 25, 2016
The one they called 'The Plunger' stared at his victim.
"Now?" he whispered to his boss. "Can I do him now?"
Ramone sucked on his cheeba, long and deep. "Patience," he breathed. "Wait until the river is at its deepest. Then..." He blew the smoke from his lungs and stroked his mullet. "...you can escort our white invader overboard."
Ricky just let his hands hang loose between his knees. He loved this shit.
Monday, January 18, 2016
Monday, January 11, 2016
"Just make some funny faces,
he'll give us candy or something..."
"...Or money! Ooh!
Maybe he'll give money!..."
"Hey man, check this!
Susan got a light saber,
that's Jabba the Cat
and I'm usin' the force
like a mind trick yo!"
Monday, January 4, 2016
Someday, young Permsik promised himself.
Someday it will be ME wearing the raspberry beret! Someday it will be ME in front!
Steering! And braking! Yes, braking!
Yes, someday that beret will be on MY head!
But...what of my hair?...