Showing posts with label watermelon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label watermelon. Show all posts

Monday, October 12, 2015

War of the Worlds: Produce Section Episode

"White Man No Match For Yellow Fever"


The guy in the blue shirt, feeling like his bowel thing had passed, went out to find Ping Zhao and kick his ass for selling him that rotten melon the day before.

Lucky for Ping the guy with the blue shirt, upon the mere sight of him peeling another melon, lost his shit again.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Meanwhile, in Shanghai...


"Dude, that watermelon you sold me
gave me the shits, man.
 
Hey! ... HEY!! (Ugh!...)
Don't act like you don't (ugh!) remember me!..."