Monday, November 30, 2015

Persist. Persevere. Never Give Up.

Hell-bent on proving to themselves
that the first time was not just a fluke,
Alim and Sal have been standing outside Daniel's
each Friday during Happy Hour for twelve years
saying to every woman who passes by
"Dark meat's juicier than white meat you know."

Monday, November 9, 2015

Ryan & The Snake

One Little Jerk's Come-Uppance


Ryan liked to call the other kids pussies for wearing helmets.

The other kids liked not telling Ryan that there was a snake about to bite him in the ankle.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Lost in Perfect translation

Standing Him Up by Sitting Down


Frankie thought it was just Birgit's quirky English when she said she'd wait for him in the corner.