Devil's Food in Thailand

"This...this chocoleet...You sell this?

You can no sell! This is from devil!

You think to sell this chocoleet?!

This is fruit stand!

This...Why you laugh??

Stop!! Stop it to sell this choco -

IS THAT COFFEE??!!..."

A Thai Kid Working the Man

On Monday "Savvy Sean" told the people at Pepsi

about the BMX bicycle Coca-Cola gave him

for exclusive soft drink rights at his Tiki Tapa Cafe.

 

By Friday he was cruising the streets of Tha Chang

on his new 'Pepsico-motion' tandem.

Dogs Are Smart

and surprisingly tasty.

 

"It was freaky, man. I mean, it was like that dog knew exactly what happened to all his buddies..."

Overheard in Peru

"...And then I tell him 'Si, es coca, is natural for Viagra...'
           (snickering)
"...he buy everything I have..."
           (laughter)
"...and then I tell him taste of coca tea, tell him ees for women..."
           (hearty laughter)
"Ees really alapaca piss!..."
           (roaring, howling)
"...He spit out...but buy two big bottles!!"

Persist. Persevere. Never Give Up.

Hell-bent on proving to themselves

that the first time was not just a fluke,

Alim and Sal have been standing outside Daniel's

each Friday during Happy Hour for twelve years

saying to every woman who passes by

"Dark meat's juicier than white meat you know."

Ryan & The Snake

One Little Jerk's Come-Uppance



 

Ryan liked to call the other kids pussies for wearing helmets.

The other kids liked not telling Ryan that there was a snake about to bite him in the ankle.

Lost in Perfect translation

Standing Him Up by Sitting Down

 

 

Frankie thought it was just Birgit's quirky English when she said she'd wait for him in the corner.