Gangsta River Cruise in the Malaysian Interior

The one they called 'The Plunger' stared at his victim.
"Now?" he whispered to his boss. "Can I do him now?"

Ramone sucked on his cheeba, long and deep. "Patience," he breathed. "Wait until the river is at its deepest. Then..." He blew the smoke from his lungs and stroked his mullet. "...you can escort our white invader overboard."

Ricky just let his hands hang loose between his knees. He loved this shit.

There's an ambulance standing by. Enjoy your meal.

Ly Hong finally found a way

to combine his love of cooking

with his dream of becoming

a paramedic.

On the Mean Streets of Northern Thailand

"Just make some funny faces,

he'll give us candy or something..."

 

 

"...Or money! Ooh!

Maybe he'll give money!..."

 

 

 

"Hey man, check this!

Susan got a light saber,

that's Jabba the Cat

and I'm usin' the force

like a mind trick yo!" 

 

"So it's like that then?

You just gonna walk away?

...Huh?..."

('Kick his ass, Willie!')

"HUH?...

...Cheap-ass whitey..."

('Kick his ass!')

Imperfect Dreams in the Thai Royal Military

Someday, young Permsik promised himself.

Someday it will be ME wearing the raspberry beret! Someday it will be ME in front!

Steering! And braking! Yes, braking!

Yes, someday that beret will be on MY head!

But...what of my hair?...

Devil's Food in Thailand

"This...this chocoleet...You sell this?

You can no sell! This is from devil!

You think to sell this chocoleet?!

This is fruit stand!

This...Why you laugh??

Stop!! Stop it to sell this choco -

IS THAT COFFEE??!!..."

A Thai Kid Working the Man

On Monday "Savvy Sean" told the people at Pepsi

about the BMX bicycle Coca-Cola gave him

for exclusive soft drink rights at his Tiki Tapa Cafe.

 

By Friday he was cruising the streets of Tha Chang

on his new 'Pepsico-motion' tandem.

Dogs Are Smart

and surprisingly tasty.

 

"It was freaky, man. I mean, it was like that dog knew exactly what happened to all his buddies..."