Snapshots All Over The Road

Sunday, July 26, 2015

One more question about the war, Pinkie,

and this hat's going right up your ass.

Shit doesn't work.

I drank the whole bottle, and nothing.

"Wait, it gets better!

Watch what the cow does

when he goes number two!"

"...And then, kids, after Mickey Mouse does this,

Minnie Mouse will have little baby mice..."

"Look, how many times do I have to say this?

I'm an American, either make me a cheeseburger

or tell me where I can go get one!"

"Well we can't wait for him forever,

even if he is bringing the tortillas."

Kid looks like he's been buttered on both sides.

I couldn't believe this when I saw it.

Not a single word misspelled.

(If you've spent time in Japan you understand.)