Meanwhile, in Vinh Long, Vietnam...

One more question about the war, Pinkie,

 

and this hat's going right up your ass.

False Advertising in Takeo, Cambodia

Shit doesn't work.

 

I drank the whole bottle, and nothing.

Meanwhile, In Sihanoukville, Cambodia...

 

"Wait, it gets better!

 

Watch what the cow does

when he goes number two!"

Meanwhile, In Shanghai...

"...And then, kids, after Mickey Mouse does this,

 

Minnie Mouse will have little baby mice..."